Why Allah Couldn’t Protect ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi from a Dog in Syrian Raid (David Wood)

Why Allah Couldn’t Protect ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi from a Dog in Syrian Raid (David Wood)


We don’t often know why God does what he
does. Sometimes horrible people prosper. Sometimes good people suffer terribly. We live in a fallen world where things don’t
always make sense. But sometimes we know exactly why God does
what he does. At least, we know why God does what he does
according to a specific religious tradition. Take the recent death of the Islamic Caliph
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Al-Baghdadi was the leader of ISIS, a group
dedicated to imposing pure, unadulterated Islamic law on the entire world, just as Allah
and Muhammad commanded. According to Islam, unbelievers don’t want
to submit to sharia, so they fight against the true followers of Allah. But Allah has a secret weapon that he uses
in battle—the angels. We read in Surah 8, verse 9 of the Quran: Remember when you sought help of your Lord
and He answered you, saying: “I will help you with a thousand of the
angels each behind the other (following one another) in succession.” The Muslims were outnumbered at the Battle
of Badr. How did Allah help his followers win? He sent angels. Angels are Allah’s secret weapon against
the armies of the infidels. So, when U.S. military commanders send Delta
Force commandoes to kill or capture Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, how is Allah going to
respond? He’s going to respond by sending in his angels
to protect his Caliph and crush Delta Force. Unfortunately for Allah, Delta Force reconnaissance
doesn’t simply include a survey of the local terrain; it also includes a survey of relevant
history. Imagine how overjoyed Delta Force strategists
were when they examined Islam’s most trusted sources and found Allah’s greatest weakness: Sahih Muslim 5511: It was narrated that Aishah said: “Jibril
[that’s the Islamic edition of the Angel Gabriel] promised to come to the Messenger
of Allah at a certain hour, and that time came but he did not arrive. He (the Messenger) had a stick in his hand
which he threw down and said: ‘Allah does not break His promise, and neither do His
Messengers.’ Then he turned and saw a puppy beneath a bed. He said: ‘O Aishah, when did this dog get
in here?’ She said: ‘By Allah, I do not know.’ He ordered that it be taken out, and Jibril
came. The Messenger of Allah said: ‘You made an
appointment with me and I waited for you but you did not come.’ He said: ‘I was prevented by the dog that
was in your house. We do not enter a house in which there is
a dog or an image.’” So, the Angel Gabriel promised to meet with
Muhammad, and Allah’s messengers do not break promises. What was Gabriel’s excuse for breaking his
promise? There was a puppy in the house, and this puppy
prevented the Angel Gabriel from keeping his promise. A dog—even a puppy—is an Islamic angel’s
kryptonite. After realizing that Allah’s angels are
completely helpless against dogs, Delta Force sent in, you guessed it, a dog to clear Caliph
al-Baghdadi’s tunnel of all angels. CBS News reports: President Donald Trump has revealed the name
of the heroic U.S. military dog that chased ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi before he killed
himself in a tunnel during last weekend’s raid. In a tweet early Thursday morning, the president
said the dog’s name name [get an editor, CBS] is Conan and that he will visit the White
House next week. Mr. Trump previously tweeted a “declassified”
photo of the dog and praised him as “beautiful” and “talented” during a speech Sunday announcing
al-Baghdadi’s demise. The dog, a Belgian Malinois, was sent into
a tunnel to subdue al-Baghdadi during the raid on a compound in Syria. Al-Baghdadi detonated a suicide vest, killing
himself and three children. A senior White House official told CBS News
Monday that the administration was “working on” arrangements for the dog to visit the
White House, but it might be difficult because the dog was “back at work” in the field. General Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint
Chiefs of Staff, said the name of the dog remained classified earlier in the week. Belgian Malinois are known for their work
ethic and intelligence, and are widely used by the military and law enforcement. A Malinois named Cairo famously accompanied
U.S. commandos on the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. So, Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, like Osama
bin Laden, trusted Allah to protect him from the U.S. Military, so that he could continue
establishing an Islamic Caliphate through terror and rape, just like Prophet Muhammad. But Caliph Al-Baghdadi has a PhD in Islamic
Studies, so he knew not only about Allah’s secret weapon (the angels), but also about
Allah’s secret weakness (dogs). When he saw a dog charge into his tunnel,
he knew that he was completely defenseless. So he blew himself up, along with three children—
probably to keep those children from telling U.S. soldiers what he was doing to them. Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, PhD—defeated
by a dog. Osama bin Laden, Sheikh al-Mujahid—defeated
by a dog. Sun Tzu famously said, “If you know your
enemy and you know yourself, you needn’t fear the result of a hundred battles.” I’m not sure how well we know ourselves
right now, but we definitely know our enemy. Checkmate, Allah.

15 Replies to “Why Allah Couldn’t Protect ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi from a Dog in Syrian Raid (David Wood)”

  1. Allah allowed Al Baghdadi to die because ISIS is not Islam. Quran 2:256 let there be no compulsion in religion. You cannot ignore this and look at the hadiths. Hadiths cannot contradict the Quran. Allah will punish Baghdadi for his sins. Allah commands us to kill terrorists wherever we find them.

  2. His name is Simon Elliot and he is a CIA member of Isreal, nothing to do with Islam. He wanted to mock the religion of God and God sent humilation to Him. If you can be fooled by this then imagine when the greatest decieved comes, Dajjal (anti-christ). What will you do then?

  3. Mr. Dave, not having seen you for a while, I missed you terribly. However, you have gained a few pounds of flesh. Your wife must be a good cook. Congratulations
    I am so pleased this evil man is dead now. He killed a lot of us in cold blood. Now that he's gone, I am certain the world enjoys some peace. Congratulations again!
    This note gets to you from Mammad thriving in the Islamic State of ancient Persia.

  4. Nobody can say God has no humor. He shows us the truth again with a little joke: no angels in sight, not for Osama bin Laden nor Mr. Bagdadi, hahaha! Angels don't fear dogs, demons and the devil do and cannot help their human servants when God has damned them.
    Even the pagans know that dogs are the friends of good humans and the good "ghosts" (=angels) and dogs show the presence of "bad ghosts and entities" (= the satan and his demons). So mohammad told the untruth again in his sura about dogs (and the mendacious hadiths naturally too). Every Pagan knows more about the universe than this buddies of satan.

  5. If you take kids raised identically-give one a Bible,another Quran- and even raised by robots without any human contact except what they read- in there,the ISIS thing will just keep repeating itself. They are now in Mozambique killing people for not praying in the right direction-people who are going through aftermath of cyclones,no education leave alone a compass. How can you even explain that? Worse is the people think its ok. Their children are being kidnapped for grooming. How long shall we cry?

  6. YOU SON OF A BITCH DAVID FUCKING WHOREWOOD LISTEN UP …FIRST U FUCIKING DONT EMBARASS URSELF BY TALKING ABOUT QURAN WHICH U EVEN DUNNO URSELF ..LEARN ARABIC FIRST AND THEN TALK..BITCH THE VERSES U ARE CALLING VIOLENT IN QURAN ARE THOSE GIVEN BY ALLAH DURING THE WAR AND THESE ARE FOR SPECIFIC SITUATIONS… OTHERWISE THINK FOR UR FUCKING SELF WHY ALL MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS ..U AND OSAMA BIN LADEN AND BAGHADADI ACTUALLY HAVE NO DIFFERENCE..

  7. now we know why ur children suffer ..my allah punsh u in both hell and in here ..jesus cannot save u ..sry mate ..keep thinking about cross and church and gospel ..these all will be wasted in front of allah!

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