Civil Protection: Aliens (Part 1)

[Subtitles by danielsangeo] MIKE: Dave, I shouldn’t even have to explain this. We’re uniformed officers on duty. That means Dumpster-diving is not cool. In FACT, it wouldn’t it be cool even if we were OFF-duty. So, GET OUT OF THERE! DAVE: Hold on, I’ve almost got it. MIKE: Just hurry up before anyone sees you….

Civil Protection: Aliens (part 2)

MIKE: You guys just don’t get it. DAVE: You’re just thinking about it too much. MIKE: Oh, and what are YOU thinking about, Socrates? DAVE: Well, now you’ve got me thinking about the Combine. MIKE: Yeah, and how they need a better name, right? DAVE: No. I mean, if we should really be working for…

Civil Protection: Morning Patrol

[Subtitles by danielsangeo] DAVE: All right, if you were a superhero, what super power would you want? MIKE: Oh, I don’t know. DAVE: Oh, c’mon. Pick something. MIKE: Okay. How about being rich? DAVE: That’s not a super power. MIKE: It may as well be. Do you realize we’ll be working this job another 30-years…