Sean Spicer Press Conference (Melissa McCarthy) – SNL

>>>NEXT ON C-SPAN, THE DAILY WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING WITH PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE DOWN! BEFORE WE BEGIN, I KNOW THAT MYSELF AND THE PRESS HAVE GOTTEN OFF TO A ROCKY START. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. IN…

To Protect and Serve (Sometimes) | Kingpin Katie

(wacky music) (bass guitar music) – Yeah, so then, I’ll basically just go into the kitchen, you know, pop it into the microwave, hang out for 35, 45 seconds, and after that, it’s my salty vegetables. (laughs) – That’s interesting. – Yeah, it’s one of my better stories. – [Radio Dispatcher] Echo one oh five…

Product Displacement – Shit Alarm

[ALARM RINGING] FEMALE SPEAKER: Looks like you’re using the wrong home security system. Let’s see what happens if you use our system. MALE SPEAKER: Hey, who’s down there? I’m upstairs taking a shit. [GROANING] [BATHROOM NOISES] FEMALE SPEAKER: With the Hey! I’m Upstairs Taking a Shit Home Security System, no burglar would dare to enter…