Sean Spicer Press Conference (Melissa McCarthy) – SNL

Sean Spicer Press Conference (Melissa McCarthy) – SNL


>>>NEXT ON C-SPAN, THE DAILY
WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING WITH PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>SETTLE DOWN!
SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE DOWN!
BEFORE WE BEGIN, I KNOW THAT MYSELF AND THE PRESS HAVE GOTTEN
OFF TO A ROCKY START. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IN A SENSE, WHEN I SAY ROCKY START, I MEAN IT IN THE SENSE OF
“ROCKY” THE MOVIE. BECAUSE I CAME OUT HERE TO PUNCH
YOU! IN THE FACE!
AND ALSO I DON’T TALK SO GOOD. SO I’D LIKE TO BEGIN TODAY BY
APOLOGIZING ON BEHALF OF YOU, TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] FOR HOW YOU TREATED ME IN THE
LAST TWO WEEKS. AND THAT APOLOGY IS NOT
ACCEPTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE I’M NOT HERE TO BE YOUR BUDDY, I’M HERE TO SWALLOW GUM,
I’M HERE TO TAKE NAMES. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, NOW LET ME WAVE SOMETHING
SHINY IN FRONT OF YOU MONKEYS! I’LL GET BACK TO YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] AS YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP
ANNOUNCED HIS SUPREME COURT PICK ON THE NATIONAL TV TODAY.
WHEN HE ENTERED THE ROOM, THE CROWD GREETED HIM WITH A
STANDING OVATION. WHICH LASTED A FULL 15 MINUTES.
YOU CAN CHECK THE TAPE. EVERYONE WAS SMILING.
EVERYONE WAS HAPPY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE MEN ALL HAD ERECTIONS. AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE
WOMEN WAS OVULATING LEFT AND RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND NO ONE, NO ONE WAS SAD.
THOSE ARE THE FACTS FOREVER AND THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE.
WE GOT SOMETHING X, THREE, FOUR, CAPITAL P, CAPITAL T, EIGHT,
FOUR — NO, THAT’S MY E-MAIL PASS WORD, FORGET THAT.
STOP WRITING THAT DOWN! NOW.
PRESIDENT’S SCHEDULE FOR TODAY, 3:45, PRESIDENT WILL HOST AN
ENCORE SCREENING OF “FINDING DORY.”
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY?
THE STORY OF A FORGETFUL FISH, OKAY?
EVERYBODY LIKES THAT. THEN AT 6:00 P.M. HE’S GOING TO
ABOLISH THE NATIONAL PARK SYSTEM.
BUT “DORY”! GOOD STUFF.
SO IF NOBODY HAS ANY QUESTIONS —
>>OKAY, A COUPLE QUESTIONS. GO.
GLEN FLUSH, “NEW YORK TIMES,” BOO!
GO AHEAD.>>YEAH, I WANTED TO ASK ABOUT
THE TRAVEL BAN ON MUSLIMS.>>IT’S NOT A BAN.
>>I’M SORRY?>>NOT A BAN.
THE TRAVEL BAN IS NOT A BAN WHICH MAKES IT NOT A BAN.
>>YOU JUST CALLED IT A BAN.>>BECAUSE I’M USING YOUR WORDS.
YOU SAID BAN. YOU SAID BAN, NOW I’M SAYING —
>>THE PRESIDENT TWEETED, AND I QUOTE, “IF THE BAN WERE
ANNOUNCED WITH A ONE-WEEK NOTICE —
>>YEAH, EXACTLY, YOU JUST SAID THAT.
HE’S QUOTING YOU. IT’S YOUR WORDS.
HE’S USING YOUR WORDS WHEN YOU USED THE WORDS AND HE USES THEM
BACK, IT’S CIRCULAR USING OF THE WORD AND THAT’S FROM YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>SERIOUSLY GLEN, ARE YOU GOING
TO START WITH ME RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE MY NUTS OUT SO YOU CAN GET A BETTER
KICK AT THEM?>>YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT I
WOULD ASK THAT QUESTION –>>SIT DOWN, GLEN.
WHO HERE — JUST BY SHOW OF HANDS, WHO HATES GLEN?
QUICK SHOW OF HANDS. EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY.
ONE, TWO, THREE, INFINITY. NOW, LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT
EVERYONE RAISED THEIR HANDS AND EVERYBODY HATES GLEN.
PRINT THAT THAT’S YOUR STORY. NEXT QUESTION.
GO.>>YES, I’D LIKE TO ASK ABOUT
STEVE BANNON’S ROLE ON THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL.
>>OKAY, THAT’S A DUMB QUESTION. THAT’S A STUPID QUESTION.
SIT DOWN, GLEN.>>MY NAME IS NOT GLEN.
>>I KNOW, I’M JUST SAYING “GLEN” LIKE IN A GENERAL GLEN.
IT’S YOUR WORD, IT’S YOUR WORD. NEXT, GO.
>>YEAH, I’M ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT STEVE BANNON, A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE SAYING HE’S THE ONE BEHIND THIS MUSLIM BAN.
>>YEAH, ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS STILL AREN’T GETTING IT.
YOU NEED SOME PROPS? MY WORD’S TOO BIG, I GOT TO SHOW
YOU IN PICTURES? GREAT, HERE WE GO.
WHEN IT COMES TO THE DECISIONS THE CONSTITUTION GIVES OUR
PRESIDENT LOTS OF POWER. AND STEVE BANNON IS THE KEY
ADVISER. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY? AND OUR PRESIDENT WILL NOT BE
DETERRED. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IN HIS FIGHT AGAINST RADICAL
MOOSE-LAMBS. NOW DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY
QUESTIONS?>>YEAH, “WALL STREET JOURNAL.”
ARE YOU OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!
YOU CANNOT COME AT ME LIKE THAT, I WILL PUT YOU IN THE CORNER
WITH CNN!>>WE’RE NOT FAKE NEWS!
>>YOU LIKE THAT, YOU LIKE THAT, DORK?
YOU LIKE THAT, DORK? [ LAUGHTER ]
COOL OUT, ALL RIGHT? OBVIOUSLY I’VE BEEN GETTING A
LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT BETSY DeVOS, OKAY?
NOMINEE FOR SECRETARY OF EDUCATION.
SO WE ACTUALLY HAVE HER HERE TODAY TO FIELD SOME FEW — FIELD
FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS — WHICH I’M SURE SHE’S CAPABLE OF DOING.
BETSY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HELLO. THANK YOU, YEAH.
YES. THE MAN?
>>HI. I DON’T THINK WE EVER GOT A
CLEAR ANSWER ON THIS. HOW DO YOU VALUE GROWTH VERSUS
PROFICIENCY IN MEASURING PROGRESS IN STUDENTS?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH, WELL, I — I DON’T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I DO — I DO THINK THERE SHOULD BE A SCHOOL.
PROBABLY JESUS SCHOOL. AND I DO THINK IT SHOULD
HAVE WALLS AND ROOF AND GUN FOR POTENTIAL GRIZZLY —
>>THANK YOU. THAT’S ENOUGH FOR NOW.
THANK YOU. I’LL ACCEPT ONE LAST QUESTION.
YEAH I’LL TAKE THIS LOSER.>>I’VE GOT A QUESTION ABOUT THE
STATEMENT THE WHITE HOUSE RELEASED ON HOLOCAUST
REMEMBRANCE DAY. DO YOU THINK IT WAS ANTI-SEMITIC
TO NOT EVEN MENTION THE JEWISH PEOPLE IN THIS STATEMENT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>THIS IS SOAPY WATER AND I’M
WASHING THAT FILTHY LYING MOUTH OUT!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
FIRST OF ALL, HOW COULD THE STATEMENT, A STATEMENT BE
ANTI-SEMITIC? THE GUY WHO WROTE IT WAS SUPER
JEWY. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY? AND THE FACT IS A LOT OF
DIFFERENT PEOPLE SUFFERED IN THE HOLOCAUST, IT WASN’T JUST THE
JEWS. IT WAS ALSO THE GYPSIES, THE
LESBIES, AND THESE OTHER GUYS. THAT’S YOUR WORDS.
YOUR WORDS! THAT’S ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
SPICY’S GOT TO GO BYE-BYE RIGHT NOW, NEED A BIG-BOY NAP.
WAKE ME UP EXACTLY ONE MINUTE BEFORE TOMORROW’S PRESS
CONFERENCE. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S
SATURDAY NIGHT!>>YEAH, THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 Replies to “Sean Spicer Press Conference (Melissa McCarthy) – SNL”

  1. 2019: People are like, who? This is what happens when you focus parodies on forgettable political moments, than well crafted skits.

  2. How many press conference since then ??? Trump administration is so…. Empty. SNL can't make any more sketch ! Come on Trump ! Make more Press Conference !!!! 🙂

  3. 2 years have come and gone…and the shit show continues in the White House.
    Sean is long gone but Melissa McCarthy nailed it!
    Soon Comrade Donnie will be gone too!

  4. This still makes me shriek in laughter ! God she nailed him I actually miss spicy spicer because of this iconic impersonation.

  5. I wonder if they will bring her back to dance as Sean? I wont watch DWTS this season in protest of the contestants. Sean being the 1st insult.

  6. And everyone knew back then that it would only get much much worse and it has. There is a leper colony in the white house. The orange turd changes hurricane maps with a sharpie, then lies about it, then spend a week trying to cover his lie. 2020 the human race can't wait forever, get here already so this worthless orange turd can be sent back down to the sewer with his cockroach family.

  7. Wow! Back when “a gun for potential grizzly” in a school was a crazy idea. Now you are actually arming teachers to accidentally shoot students or get shot themselves by SWAT, or worse, dead teachers guns picked up by students to defend themselves also shot by SWAT. By hey, you guys have all capacity to recognise that you are officially the most menacing, erratic, undependable, unbelievable, corrupt, racist, potentially at some point genocidal, clear and present danger to the planet. So, so much worse than Bush – at least he did try to put the country’s best interests before his ego- which at least was an ego thicker than an egg shell. Trump isn’t joking when he makes now 7 “jokes about lifetime presidency – these are trial balloons – the longer you treat them as jokes, his pattern shows, the more he convinces himself what he “jokes” about is possible, the more The Chosen One convinces himself what’s beat for him is best for the country. You’re democracy is more at danger the longer you don’t challenge him on this. And in turn the whole free world. Do you think this pattern isn’t how he moves the Overton Window? From a crazy lady suggesting a gun for grizzlies to actual teachers training to pretend to be law enforcement specialists…in just two years. From press secretaries everyday spouting lies to no press secretary- just Trump, yelling in front of a helicopter. You don’t seem to have any idea how bad things have become due to one emotionally unstable man with either a belief he is the Chosen One or a desire for his followers to believe he is. Don’t you see the danger of that kind of man with the nuclear codes?

  8. she doesn't look like sean, but she also looks nothing like melissa….brilliant acting job. Given how rude and obnoxious that fake media audience always was, and still is, Sean should have treated them like this skit does. Instead Sean maintained his professionalism and let their low class behavior shine thru. Then Sarah comes in and treats them like the morons they are, spanking them and refusing to be played. And now we see a press secretary isn't even needed.
    The low life's can stand out on the lawn waiting for someone to come along.
    That press room should be turned into a video game room for Baron. There's no reason for the press to be inside the white house

  9. she doesn't look like sean, but she also looks nothing like melissa….brilliant acting job. Given how rude and obnoxious that fake media audience always was, and still is, Sean should have treated them like this skit does. Instead Sean maintained his professionalism and let their low class behavior shine thru. Then Sarah comes in and treats them like the morons they are, spanking them and refusing to be played. And now we see a press secretary isn't even needed.
    The low life's can stand out on the lawn waiting for someone to come along.
    That press room should be turned into a video game room for Baron. There's no reason for the press to be inside the white house

  10. Give up SNL. You started sucking over a decade ago. Stop having retarded idiots doing your retarded liberal propaganda. Go kill yourselves beta cucked faggets.
    Get triggered
    😉

  11. Dancing with the Stars brought me here. Sean Spicer is such a jerk and deserves to lose. No one should support a bigoted, corrupt, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic Trump lover. I'll vote for the worst dancer in the world before I'll vote for Spicer. Maybe McCarthy should be on instead. (PS: I love the way she portrays him. She knocks it out of the park every time!)

  12. "…The crowd greeted him with a STANDING ovation!!!! Which lasted a FULL 15 min – you can check the tape on that! Everyone was SMILLING, everyone was HAPPY and all men had ERECTIONS, and every single one of the women were OVULATING left and right!!! And NO was sad…."

  13. I just realized how bad things have gotten in America since this aired. What would it be in the next 2 years. Scary indeed 😬

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