Protect Ruth Bader Ginsburg At All Costs

Protect Ruth Bader Ginsburg At All Costs


AND YESTERDAY, TRUMP GOT RID OF
ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS. IT TOOK TWO LONG YEARS, BUT
TRUMP FINALLY GUESSED HIS REAL NAME. ( LAUGHTER )
WITH SESSIONS GONE, TRUMP HAS A NEW MAN OVERSEEING ROBERT
MUELLER: ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL AND BABY WHO GREW UP AND IS NOT
HAPPY ABOUT IT, MATTHEW WHITAKER. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHITAKER’S IS A LONG-TIME
OUTSPOKEN CRITIC OF THE INVESTIGATION HE WILL NOW HEAD. HE’S PREVIOUSLY SERVED AS THE
U.S. ATTORNEY FOR THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF IOWA. THEN, AFTER THAT, HE WORKED FOR
WORLD PATENT MARKETING, WHICH WAS SHUT DOWN BY THE FEDERAL
TRADE COMMISSION FOR FRAUD. GREAT! SO HE’S AN EXPERT ON FEDERAL
CRIME BECAUSE HE’S COMMITTED IT! NOW WE’RE HIRING THE ATTORNEY
GENERAL ACCORDING TO “SILENCE OF THE LAMB” RULES. BUT HOW BAD COULD IT BE, IT’S
NOT LIKE HE WAS SOME SHADY HOT TUB SALESMAN.>>IT’S A UNIQUE DESIGN THAT’S
GOING TO HELP LOTS OF PEOPLE.>>Stephen: AGAIN, SHUT DOWN
FOR FRAUD. SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS
GUY IS A HOT TUB LIE MACHINE. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT IF WHITAKER’S GOING TO SHUT
DOWN THE RUSSIA PROBE, HE’D BETTER START MOVING BECAUSE
ROBERT MUELLER’S TEAM HAS STARTED WRITING ITS FINAL
REPORT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH. GOING FAST. GOING FAST AS THEY CAN. HEY, BOB, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. YOU’RE JUST ABOUT DONE WRITING
SOMETHING AND THEN TRUMP DOES SOMETHING CRAZY. ( LAUGHTER )
AND JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT TODAY COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE,
WE’VE LEARNED THAT RUTH BADER GINSBURG HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED
WITH FRACTURED RIBS. NO! DOES SHE NEED RIBS? I’VE GOT RIBS! SHE CAN TAKE MINE– SOMEBODY GET
ME A PAIR OF PLIERS AND A BITE STICK! ( LAUGHTER )
AND IF MINE ARE NO GOOD, I’VE STARTED A CROWDFUNDING
PAGE ON RIBSTARTER. ( LAUGHTER )
WE STILL DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, OTHER THAN THAT THE
85-YEAR-OLD JUSTICE FELL IN HER OFFICE AT THE COURT AND BROKE
THREE RIBS. WHAT WAS SHE DOING WALKING
AROUND AN OFFICE?! ( LAUGHTER )
SHE IS FAR TOO PRECIOUS! FORGET A BLACK ROBE, SHE SHOULD
BE DRESSED IN BUBBLE WRAP AND CARRIED DOWN THE HALLWAY LIKE A
FABERGE EGG! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AT LEAST SHE’S RESILIENT. IN 1999, SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH
COLON CANCER AND UNDERWENT SURGERY, CHEMOTHERAPY, AND
RADIATION, AND THEN A DECADE LATER, SHE UNDERWENT SURGERY FOR
PANCREATIC CANCER. YET, SHE NEVER MISSED A DAY
ON THE SUPREME COURT BENCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT’S BAD-ASS. THAT IS TOUGH, PERIOD.>>Jon: THAT IS TOUGH.>>Stephen: THAT IS A TOUGH
LADY. I ONCE CALLED OUT OF WORK
BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO SNEEZE, ( LAUGHTER )
BUT THEN I DIDN’T SNEEZE, BUT I WAS LIKE, IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. I BETTER SIT THIS ONE OUT. AND THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME
THAT SHE’S BROKEN HER RIBS. SHE ALSO BROKE TWO RIBS IN A
FALL IN 2012. COME ON, RUTH! YOU’RE 85 YEARS OLD! IT’S TIME TO LET GO OF YOUR
EXTREME SPORTS LIFESTYLE. ( LAUGHTER )
FOR GOD’S SAKE, NO MORE ALLIGATOR WRESTLING, AND I HAVE
TO INSIST YOU BACK OUT OF YOUR ROLE IN “CREED 2.”

100 Replies to “Protect Ruth Bader Ginsburg At All Costs”

  1. How desperate & evil are the Dirty Dems? They plan to keep Radical Ruth on life support even after the brain dies! lol Viva la TRUMP REVOLUTION!

  2. Another conservative coming to the supreme court! These leftist morons are so obsessed with having a black or woman president they forgot the people making all the rules will be 6-3 conservative soon.

    Bye bye every liberal program.

    Illegal immigrants, bye bye.

    Race based college enrollment, bye bye.

    Title 9, bye bye.

    And many more!

    Lol.

    Trump could lose the next election and still if had the biggest role in shaping the country's future of any president in 7 decades

  3. I remember when this "show" was a show with some light hearted political satire/humor thrown in the mix…Now it's just a mean spirited political rant/diatribe that NEVER ENDS>>>>>

  4. "THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY" by John Ward

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT DARTH VADERS INTERN SOMETHIN SEEMS SINISTER SINCE WIKILEAKS MIND AND BUTTFUCKED THE INTERNET

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH MINUTEMEN AND WOMEN PUTTIN DEMS IN A PRISON

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT LUCIFER'S SISTER SOMETHIN'S AMISS WHEN THE SKIN ON YOUR FACE SAY FUCK IT I QUIT

    YOU KNOW I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH PRISON STAFF, LAUGHIN WHILE WE POKIN THE CLINTONS

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT SATAN ON TINDER SOMETHIN'S SUSPICIOUS WHEN YOU SHIT YOURSELF MORE THAN A LITTLE KID DOES

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH MEMETIC HERETICS SCARIN THE SHIT OUT OF REDDIT

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR JUST A POOPSTAIN ON TWITTER SOMETHIN AINT RIGHT WHEN WE'RE LEFT WITH A LEFT THAT'S NEXT TO THE LEFT OF THE LEFT HAND PATH

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN IM DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH KILLAS THE ILLEST RED PILLERS STOMPIN THESE VILLIANS

    [911, WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY?] [YEAH, I JUST SAW FATHER TIME'S GRANDMOTHER GET HIT BY A TRAIN GOING A BILLION MILES PER HOUR. I THINK IT SAID TRUMP ON THE SIDE.]

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT FLINT'S WATER SYSTEM YOUR OWN SUSPICIOUS CONSTITUENTS ARE COMING WITH KITCHEN IMPLEMENTS

    I AINT TIRED OF WINNIN I'M DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH HANNIPEDE, SMOKIN O-KEEFE AND PEELIN LEMONS

    IS THAT RUTH BADER GINSBERG OR IS IT DENTURES BY HITLER SOMETHIN'S SUSPICIOUS WHEN YOU BITCHES AT GOOGLE CENSOR MY SHIT

    YOU KNOW YOU AINT TIRED OF WINNIN YA DYIN TO SPEND A GOOD MINUTE CHILLIN WITH JOHN WARD (GUERILLA GORILLA) HARAMBE WILLING

    TRUMP TRAIN! WE'RE GOING FORTY FIVE BILLION SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX MILLION GIGA HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR

    MAGA BITCH! I GOT MY PICK AND MY SHOVEL I'LL STRUGGLE TILL I GET PAID [THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY]

    MAGA BITCH! I GOT MY DICK AND MY NUTTLES YOUR BUBBLES GONNA GET LAID [THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY]

    [THE SALT MINES ARE RICH TODAY

  5. I have a feeling the next couple weeks are going to play out like the movies…. weekend at Bernie’s followed by Rise of the planet of the apes, then Zombieland. I’ll get the popcorn.

  6. She is going to be replaced in 2019 or 2020, cya RBG and tell the devil and all those abortion murders you helped along while on the 'bench' was the morally correct thing to do, on the devil's moral compass!! I cannot wait till this hag is gone for good and a quality Constitutionalism based justice is put on the court instead of a BIASED ACTIVIST LIBERAL. SJW and snowflakes will melt en masse!!

  7. Yeah, prop up an 85 year old woman for politics. God forbid she should retire and enjoy some time with her family and friends. Far better to die on the job, right? Perverts.

  8. RBG will die this year and My Donald aka Our Blessed Donald will have his THIRD pick in TWO years! He will have FIVE picks in his EIGHT years. Sorry little dems, no more liberal social policy in My Country. We control you. Get used to it. Your children will work for me and yes, I will use the bull whip.

  9. YUCK Yuck Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not funny at all. No wonder I don't watch t.v. anymore since the mid eighties. I was not even 20 and I see through all the propaganda back then.

  10. Haha what wet dumb arse wipes people on here are.. the fact colbert bashes Trump and whitaker and fawns over ruth traiter ginsberg says a lot. Trump signs an executive order to round up peadophiles and ginsberg advocated for lowering sexual consent to 12 year old and also legalise beastialty… c'mon now colbert… are you a pedo advovcate too?…. you look like one…you look like a nonce still living at home with your dead mother who's clothes you often wear

  11. If you want her protected, you need to pray to God. Which is something most dems and liberals don’t believe in. So she is doomed. And if she could talk to you 1 second after she dies, she would scream for you to be saved. Because she will be burning in hell.

  12. Trump is in it for the long game . . . Waiting to replace RBG . . . For she can not show up for the SOTUS and will be replaced in the first quarter of 2019. And now that the government shutdown is over . . She must report to work .

    WIth Amy Comey Barrett in the Supreme Court wall funding will be be available through the Army Corps of Engineers . . .

    Nancy Pelosi and the Dems will fight to delay the SOTUS for the next 21 days and will lose major credibility . .

  13. She is to report to hell immediately to hold and explain to all those unborn babies why she wrongfully put them to death.

  14. I hope that ol' baby-killing, pedo-loving wench has finally kicked the bucket and looks even more grotesquely vile in hell than she has here on earth. Restless-In-Pieces you ol' crusty bat.

  15. She is dead.. Dems are prepping her vacant shell for a weekend at bernies type scenario.. PROOF THAT RBG IS ALIVE NOW!!.

  16. Poor old Ruth. I wish her a speedy recovery and an imminent retirement. Time for her to kick back and rest. Which will happen very soon I suspect!!! The President has shown he can identify and appoint a very qualified replacement. 😁😁

  17. HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHA HAHAHAHA WHOOOO COLBERT IS SO FNNY BABY WHO GREW UP HWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WOW SO FUNNY HOT TUB LIE MACHINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YEAH MUELLER REPORT WOOOO SAVE RUTH GINSBURG HE CANT REPLACE HER SHES SO PRECIOUS YEAH SAVE RUTH HAHAH WOW SO FUNNY JOKE NO SKATEBOARDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  18. I am concerned WHO is "writing" in "RBG's" responses to cases.
    She is dead, really. The concert was definitely a memorial. When was the Fox announcement
    of her death released? That's the true date she died. Surely
    this cover up/deception is against the law. Not that dems give a damn
    about laws–God's nor our nation's.

  19. Ginsburg has not been seen in months. Does anyone think that hard left allies would be willing to hide the fact that she cannot perform her role as a justice?

  20. Thi old baby killing skank needs to be gone!!.She is a traitor to the Country as well as common sense. This late night IDIOT…NOT FUNNY…Late night tv has been dead for years. Now nothing but a political platform for fake news…Chomp on that Libby Dumbocrud traitors!. Btw heh heh heh

  21. BLAME BILL CLINTON! INSTEAD OF "BANGING YOUNG CHICKS" & HIRING "OLD BROADS", "SLICK WILLY" SHOULD HAVE "BANGED OLD BROAD" & HIRED "YOUNG CHICKS"!!!!!!!

  22. Funny today was RBG's birthday and she didn't attend any party for her or anything.. NOWHERE to be found.. Maybe it's because.. SHES ALREADY DEAD and Democrats are keeping it secret so Trump doesn't have her replaced with a new Supreme Court Justice! Hmmm

  23. this guy gets paid millions to make people laugh, I didn't laugh once watching this dumb ass vid. Man I'm in the wrong business

  24. If you would believe anything these Left Wing propaganda hosts say, you are dumber than a box of rocks, in fact that would be an insult to rocks… #RuthBaderGinsburgCockSuckingLiarZombie

  25. Ruth Bader Ginsburg crawls into bed every night with her trumpy bear. When you pull the string the bear says come here my little Gummy Bear that's what he calls Ruth because she has no teeth. The only thing she doesn't like about her trumpy bear is the fact that the bear is 4 in shorter than Michael Obama's Johnson.

  26. Not certain if it is senility or hate that drives Ginsburg and her blatant bias. The Supreme Court is no longer a place for this ideologue probably being fed endless gossip to her weary brain. She needs to go.

  27. You jerks always have the same message. Protect the cadaver Ginsberg and at all costs. Just the way you protected the illegal Mueller at all costs. Funny that you protect criminals every time. Just shut up as we all know that you are liars and dirty pigs when it comes to veracity.

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