Product Displacement – Shit Alarm

Product Displacement – Shit Alarm


[ALARM RINGING] FEMALE SPEAKER: Looks like
you’re using the wrong home security system. Let’s see what happens if
you use our system. MALE SPEAKER: Hey,
who’s down there? I’m upstairs taking a shit. [GROANING] [BATHROOM NOISES] FEMALE SPEAKER: With the Hey! I’m Upstairs Taking a Shit
Home Security System, no burglar would dare to
enter your home. MALE SPEAKER: You’re
in big trouble. [FART] After I– [FARTING] MALE SPEAKER: –clean
myself up. FEMALE SPEAKER: When our sensors
detect the slightest of movements, they immediately
turn on the bathroom light upstairs and activate
the alarm. MALE SPEAKER: Just you wait. I’m coming to get you. Right after I finish
taking this shit. [GRUNTING] FEMALE SPEAKER: Our system will
even alert the proper authorities of a break in. FEMALE SPEAKER 2: 9-1-1,
what’s your emergency? MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, someone’s
breaking in here. [BATHROOM NOISES] MALE SPEAKER: I’d do something
about it, but I’m stuck on the pot. [FARTING] MALE SPEAKER: Taking a shit. FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Ew. FEMALE SPEAKER: And if you’re
just a house full of ladies, don’t worry. MALE SPEAKER: Hey. I’m upstairs having a period. I’m putting that thing in my uh,
what’s that thing ladies use all the time for this? You know what? I’m just taking a shit. [FARTING] MALE SPEAKER: I’m
a lady, though. FEMALE SPEAKER: Call right
now, and get the Hey! I’m Upstairs Taking a Shit
Home Security System. [GLASS BREAKING] MALE SPEAKER: I’m upstairs
taking a– [BATHROOM NOISES] [GROANING] MALE SPEAKER: Damnit! Oh, no. [BATHROOM NOISES] FEMALE SPEAKER: And you’ll never
have to worry again. It works because people
are disgusted by shit.

15 Replies to “Product Displacement – Shit Alarm”

  1. lol thats funny, today I thought of a "shit siron" (a brown light/siron you put on the top of your car when your rushing home to take a SHIT"

  2. what i will do if i need to take a shit and I notice a robber

    1# goto my balcony.

    2# stand on the balcony and pull down my pants

    3#shit in the middle of the bars and hope it lands infront of them

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