Ed Helms Did NOT Have an Affair with Demi Moore

Ed Helms Did NOT Have an Affair with Demi Moore


>>Jimmy: PLEASE, RELAX.>>HEY.>>Jimmy: RELAX. I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN VERY BUSY, HAVEN’T YOU?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU’VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF STUFF.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU OKAY?>>I’M EXHAUSTED. I’M READY FOR A NAP, AND I WAS HOPING YOU HAD A COUCH.>>Jimmy: CAN I SAY SOMETHING? I I’M SERIOUS HERE. IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE A NAP FOR EIGHT MINUTES, I’LL SIT HERE QUIETLY AND WATCH YOU, I’LL BE HAPPY TO DO THAT FOR YOU.>>I DO. I TALK IN MY SLEEP, SO IT WORKS FOR A TALK SHOW.>>Jimmy: THIS COULD KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.>>I TELL HORRIFIC DETAILS ABOUT MY LIFE.>>Jimmy: DO YOU REALLY? DO YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP AND YOUR WIFE HEARS YOU?>>I MOAN, I’VE NEVER HEARD IT, BUT I MAKE A SOUND, AND I KNOW IT COINCIDES WITH NIGHTMARES. I MAKE A NOISE THAT MY WIFE DESCRIBES AS LA LAAAAALLAAAALLA. I WAS IN A HORRIBLE CHASE OR FIGHTING SOMEBODY. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW INFECTIVE THAT WOULD BE IN A REAL NIGHT LAAAAALAAAAAA. >>Jimmy: IF I WAS FIGHTING SOMEBODY AND THEY STARTED DOING THAT, I’D PROBABLY FLEE. DID YOU GET TO TAKE A VACATION THIS SUMMER?>>I DID. I’VE HAD A VERY BUSY YEAR BUT ALSO SOME GREAT TRAVEL.>>Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO?>>WELL, MY, MY WIFE’S FAMILY IS VERY OUTDOORSY. SO WE WERE UP IN THE WILDERNESS, DID SOME CAMPING.>>Jimmy: THE WAY YOU PUT THAT MAKES IT SOUND TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT VERY OUTDOORSY. MY WIFE’S FAMILY.>>I’M ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT OUTDOORSY THING. NO, I LOVE BEING IN THE OUTDOORS. I’M NOT SURE I’M, I’M LIKE MADE FOR IT.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>IT’S, CAMPING IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT, THAT YOU LIKE HAVING DONE.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>BUT YOU DON’T NECESSARILY LIKE DOING, I GUESS. IT’S, YOU KNOW, BUT THEY ARE SUPER FUN. WE HAD A LOT OF GREAT TRAVEL.>>Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE A BABY. DID YOU TAKE THE BABY CAMPING?>>NO.>>Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER. HOW OLD IS SHE?>>SHE’S JUST COMING UP ON TWO YEARS.>>Jimmy: WHAT IS HER NAME?>>HER NAME, WEIRDLY, IS JIMMY KI KIMMEL. >>Jimmy: OH, THAT’S VERY NICE.>>YES. >>Jimmy: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT. I’M FLATTERED.>>YOU SHOULDN’T BE, BECAUSE THAT’S VERY NARCISSISTIC OF YOU. IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER’S NAME.>>Jimmy: OH, THAT’S YOUR GRANDMA’S NAME. WELL, THAT’S. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: PLEASE GIVE HER MY BEST.>>MY GOD, YOU ARE ARROGANT!>>Jimmy: WHEN DID THE OFFICE GO OFF THE AIR AT NBC?>>WELL, THAT’S AN EMBARRASSING QUESTION, BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>BUT A BUNCH OF YEARS AGO.>>Jimmy: SOME TIME AGO.>>YEAH. YEAH.>>Jimmy: AND NOW, IT’S BECOME, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, EVEN MORE POPULAR THAN WHEN IT WAS RUNNING NEW EPISODES ON NETFLIX. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THE JUMP ONE MOST, LIKE MOST MINUTES WATCHED OF ANY SHOW THAT THEY HAVE.>>APPARENTLY, YEAH. IT’S TOTALLY INSANE.>>Jimmy: DO YOU GET ANY OF THAT MONEY?>>ALL OF IT.>>Jimmy: GOOD. ARE PEOPLE NOW, LIKE RECOGNIZING, KIDS KNOWING YOU FROM THAT?>>WHAT’S WEIRD ABOUT IT NOW IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A HIT AT THE TIME.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>BUT IT WAS SORT OF LIKE NIGHT TIME SIT COCOM PROGRAMMING, AND ADULTS. NOW IT’S 8, 9, 10 YEAR OLD KIDS THAT BINGE THIS THING ON NETFLIX. I’M HEARING AFFIRMATION, AND ALL YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING IT, AND IT’S AWESOME. I’M SO PROUD OF THE SHOW. THAT SHOW IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE. AND SO, TO SEE IT SORT OF LIKE STAY ALIVE IN THIS WAY IS SO COOL, AND IT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF TOUCHING. AND THE ONLY DOWN SIDE IS WHEN I’M IN AIRPORTS AND, YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY, LIKE A PERSON WOULD COME UP AND SAY OH, HEY, YOU’RE ANDY BERNARD. IT’S SO GREAT TO MEET YOU. NOW 10 YEAR OLD KIDS ARE GOING, RID, DIT, DIT, DIT, DA, DOO. THEY DON’T HAVE THE SAME RESTRAINT. [ LAUGHTER ] AS OLDER.>>Jimmy: YEAH, YOUR MOVIE, “CORPORATE ANIMALS” IS ABOUT A RETREAT, AN OFFICE RETREAT.>>YEAH, LIKE A CORPORATE RETREAT.>>Jimmy: THAT GOES AWRY. IS THAT FAIR TO SAY?>>VERY AWRY. WE THOUGHT OF THIS MOVIE AS DUNDER MIFFLIN MEETS “LORD OF THE FLIES”.>>Jimmy: AM I GOING TO RUIN ANYTHING?>>YES. BUT GO FOR IT.>>Jimmy: THERE’S CANNIBALISM IN THE MOVIE.>>WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? PEOPLE EAT PEOPLE IN THIS MOVIE?>>Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DO.>>I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY.>>Jimmy: CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT DEMI MOORE IS IN THE FILM WITH YOU?>>YES, THE GREAT DEMI MOORE.>>Jimmy: DID YOU FKNOW HER OF ABOUT YOU NEED MOVIE? I KNOW YOU ARE ONE OF THE PRODUCERS ON THIS FILM.>>YEAH, I AM ONE OF THE PRODUCERS ON THIS MOVIE. I DIDN’T KNOW HER BEFORE I MADE THIS MOVIE. I’VE BEEN A HUGE FAN OF HERS FOREVER. BUT MAN, IS SHE COOL. SHE IS LIKE THE GREATEST. KIND OF A WEIRD, WEIRD THING HAPPENED.>>Jimmy: WITH HER?>>WILL, NOT WITH HER EXACTLY, BUT RELATED TO HER.>>Jimmy: OKAY.>>SO WE FINISHED SHOOTING THE MOVIE A COUPLE MONTHS GO BY. I’M ON A VACATION WITH MY FAMILY AND MY WIFE’S FAMILY AND I GET A CALL FROM MY PUBLICIST, AND SHE SAYS, I’M OFF FISHING BY MYSELF. AND I GET THIS CALL. I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, BUT JUST DOUBLE-CHECKING, YOU’RE NOT IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH DEMI MOORE, ARE YOU? AND I WAS LIKE, NO, I’M HAPPILY MARRIED. I’M ON VACATION WITH MY FAMILY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AND MY PUBLICIST TELLS ME THERE IS A TABLOID ARTICLE THAT IS OUT NOW THAT APPARENTLY SAYS YOU GUYS HAD A ROMANCE ON THE SET OF THIS MOVIE. AND THIS IS REALLY AWFUL. I MEAN, THIS IS PART OF WHY TABLOIDS ARE SO HORRENDOUS. THEY MAKE UP STUFF AND IT CAN REALLY KIND OF HURT PEOPLE.>>Jimmy: SURE.>>AND SO I’M MORTIFIED. AND I’M THINKING, LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE. I HAVE TO GET TO MY WIFE. I JUST WANT TO TELL HER BEFORE SHE HEARS ABOUT THIS, THIS RIDICULOUS STORY SOMEWHERE ELSE. AND I, I’M REALLY ANXIOUS, AND I GET BACK TO THE HOUSE, AND I WALK BACK TO THE HOUSE. AND SHE’S SITTING THERE WITH HER MOTHER.>>Jimmy: OH, GREAT.>>AND BEFORE I CAN SAY ANYTHING, THEY GO DEMI MOORE, HIGH-FIVE! AND I’M LIKE, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HOLD, WHAT? HOLD ON A SECOND. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY’RE LIKE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS TABLOID THOUGHT THAT YOU AND DEMI MOORE COULD BE A COUPLE? I MEAN, THAT IS INSANE! AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, I, I’M GLAD NOBODY’S LIKE UPSET OR, OR LIKE THREATENED HERE, BUT LIKE CAN’T YOU BE A LITTLE UPSET? THIS IS HURTING MY FEELINGS NOW. I MEAN, IT’S KIND OF PLAUSIBLE, RIGHT? NO. >>Jimmy: APPARENTLY, IT IS NOT. ED HELMS IS HERE. HIS MOVIE IS CALLED “CORPORATE ANIMALS.” WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.>>>WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] JUST HAPPENED?>>THAT WAS A GEOLOGIC INCIDENT.>>WHAT?>>YEAH, LITTLE TECTONIC TREMOR.>>IN ENGLISH.>>EARTHQUAKE?>>OH, MY GOD.>>SO WHAT DO WE DO?>>AH!>>HOLY!>>[ BLEEP ]!>>HEY!>>Jimmy: WELL, RUN, IS WHAT YOU DO. THAT’S ED HELMS FROM “CORPORATE ANIMALS” WITH THE TOUR GUIDE, DID YOU LIKE NEED A TOUR GUIDE OR STUDY A TOUR GUIDE TO BASE YOUR CHARACTER?>>I MIEAN TOUR GUIDE IS NOT TH RIGHT TERM. HE’S LIKE AN ADVENTURE GUY.>>Jimmy: AN ADVENTURER?>>YEAH. I BASED HIM OFF BEAR GRYLLS. I DID BEAR GRYLLS’ SHOW MANY YEARS AGO, AND I LOVE BEAR. HE’S SO COOL AND AMAZING, AND OBVIOUSLY VERY DEBONAIR, QUITE THE ADVENTURER. AND SO I — >>Jimmy: WHERE DID HE TAKE YOU? WHERE DID YOU GO WITH HIM?>>WE WERE IN THE MOUNTAINS OF COLORADO.>>Jimmy: OH, OKAY.>>VERY, VERY BIG, VERY HIGH MOUNTAINS IN COLORADO.>>Jimmy: AND WHAT HARROWING EXPERIENCE DID HE PUT YOU THROUGH?>>WELL, SO IT’S FUNNY, ACTUALLY. YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH BEAR LIKE A MONTH BEFORE THE ACTUAL PRODUCTION. AND HE’S LIKE, OH, IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE ALL THIS FUN AND DO ALL THESE INCREDIBLE THINGS. WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO DO? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? AND FIRST I’M LIKE, TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS. WHAT I DIDN’T REALIZE IS I’M GIVING HIM A LIST OF THE THINGS THEY WANT TO PUT YOU THROUGH. I’M CLAUSTROPHOBIC.>>Jimmy: VERY DECEPTIVE.>>OH, IT’S VERY SHREWD.>>Jimmy: AND HE PUTS YOU UP AS HIGH AS HE CAN?>>SO I SHOW UP, AND THEY’RE VERY CRYPTIC. YOU GET THERE AND I’M LIKE, SO WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN? AND THEY’RE LIKE, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. PUT THIS HARNESS ON AND STAND OVER THERE. I’M STANDING IN A FIELD BY MYSELF LIKE OKAY. AND THEN I HEAR CHOPPER BLADES. AND THEN I SEE BEAR BEING LOWERED. HE’S LIKE HANGING FROM A ROPE. THIS IS QUITE AN ENTRANCE. BEAR’S MAKING QUITE AN ENTRANCE, HE DROPS DOWN, AND HE’S LIKE, GET OVER HERE! WE’RE HOOKIN’ UP. WHAT? HE HOOKS ME TO HIM, AND THE HELICOPTER TAKES OFF.>>Jimmy: THAT’S VERY ROMANTIC IN A WAY.>>WELL, IT WAS. IT WAS. YEAH.>>Jimmy: DID HE MAKE YOU EAT ANYTHING WEIRD?>>OF COURSE. THAT’S PART OF THE SHOW. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING WEIRD.>>Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU EAT?>>HE CAUGHT A SQUIRREL WHICH WAS REALLY COOL. HE COOKED IT AND WE ATE THAT, AND IT WAS AWESOME.>>Jimmy: IT WAS?>>YEAH, I’M KIND OF A FAN OF SQUIRRELS. I ALSO, I ALSO EIGHT ANTS.>>Jimmy: OH.>>BUT THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO CUT THAT OUT OF THE EPISODE. SO I ATE A HANDFUL OF ANTS AND GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT! BUT I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.>>Jimmy: WELL, MAYBE IT WILL MAKE THE DVD.>>YEAH. BUT ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEAR IS THAT HE WEARS THAT ROPE ALL THE TIME. YOU SAW MY CHARACTER HAS THAT ROPE ON.>>Jimmy: YOU MODELED THE ROPE AFTER HIM.>>THAT’S BEAR. I ALWAYS PICTURE HIM IN THE AIRPORT ORDERING A LAW TTE AND THEY’RE LIKE WHAT’S WITH THE ROPE? IT’S MY THING.>>Jimmy: ED HELMS! “CORPORATE ANIMALS” OPENS IN THEATERS A WEEK FROM FRIDAY.

85 Replies to “Ed Helms Did NOT Have an Affair with Demi Moore”

  1. 0:00 Moaning in sleep
    1:20 Vacation
    2:14 Daughter
    2:50 The Office
    4:48 Corporate Animals movie
    5:33 Demi Moore
    8:16 Movie preview
    9:00 Bear Grylls

  2. Do 8,9,10 year olds even understand The Office? I mean, it’s hilarious and I love it, but outside of the humor aspect I appreciate it because I understand the reality of the workforce, since I’m an adult and have been it for years. I can’t imagine a child being a true fan, as the show deals with a lot of “grown up” matters. Again, not to say the humor can’t be enjoyed by everyone. But an 8 year old?? 🤔

  3. 10:20
    Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute.

  4. The sound he was making doing the fight scenes sounded as if he was having his head dunked under water in his neck being hailed

  5. I love Ed Helms and Jimmy Kimmel…I am sending my stool test kit to N.Korean Consulate And Afghan Embassy filled with Nutella…It is not a human rights abuse..Un, Putin, Trump are.

  6. Tell me how Ed helms knows the stats of 8-9 year olds watching a show on Netflix. Let alone Netflix knowing the age of the viewer. I know there’s a kids partition of Netflix but something smells about that.

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